Loan Application: Goat Herder & Aspiring Crypto Mogul
"Greetings, Bank Manager. I’m Jamil, proud goat herder and future billionaire—pending market correction. I seek a small loan of two goats and a wheelbarrow to invest in Ruby Currency (RBC). Now hear me out: RBC once soared to $11.58! It's currently grazing at $0.01449—cheaper than my goat's lunch! With a total supply of 300 million RBC and listings on fancy platforms like Bitget and Coinbase, this coin's got more potential than my cousin's arranged marriage.
Yes, it dipped low—$0.008996—but so did I when I slipped on goat poop last Tuesday. We bounced back. So fund this visionary venture, and next time you see me, I’ll be herding Lambos, not goats!"
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